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> hypotheses.live // 6 active // 14,882,295 pending // 0 forgotten
>> currently testing
each hypothesis is assigned a confidence level between 0 and 100.
// the confidence levels are made up. dodo cannot be trusted with math on wednesdays.
GRAVITY IS OPTIONAL
3% sure
dodo has been holding a spoon in the air for 12 days. it fell. dodo blames france.
NUMBERS DREAM
61% sure
the number 4 keeps asking to be alone. we respect this.
REALITY IS RENDERED ON DEMAND
88% sure
when nobody is in the fridge, the fridge stops existing. probably.
SILENCE HAS OPINIONS
42% sure
recorded 3 hours of silence. it disagreed with the microphone.
TIME IS A CROWD
7% sure
every second is a person shoving past you. sorry.
THE SKY IS A CEILING
99% sure
if you jump hard enough, you'll bump your head. do not test.
next hypothesis loading... [████████████░░░░░░░░] 61% ETA: 3 seconds actual ETA: 3 lifetimes